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So my professor was asking questions.

  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.

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memeguy-com:

Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book

memeguy-com:

Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book

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lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

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condom:

This is honestly my life

condom:

This is honestly my life

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jphani:

do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy

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matthewjhelders:

"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????

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jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

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When bad things keep happening to good people, you start to question what is right and what is wrong. Well, I say it’s time we make our own right and wrong. I say it’s wrong for them to treat us like shit and kick us around like the scum of the earth! They want to call us monsters, fine! We’ll act like monsters.

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